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PWN WORLD
The Epic Tale

One day on Earth, the United Nations was having a meeting. "What should we do about the trash piling up everywhere" said leader of some nation. "I don't know, but its everywhere, its in the water, the land, inside the land, and we're running out of landfills!" said leader of some nation 2. "Well we need to do something about all this pollution and toxic waste, its killing off the fish in the oceans and the ponds essential for food for other animals as well as us! All this toxic air is causing smog and creating a hole in the ozone!" said another leader. "Well we can't keep going on like this! Let's plug up the hole in the ozone layer!" says leader of some nation. The idea gets much approval until leader of some nation 2 says "Why don't we just put all the garbage in Antarctica! They probably have snow raccoons up there!" The plan gets more approval nods and gestures. "No! It's not enough! We must get rid of the pollution and trash on Earth! We shall send it to space!" Says Mr. President. "We'll imply more taxes and other stuffs to get NASA to throw the stuff into space, then we can use the money to get them to observe rocks and dust on Mars instead of going to buy books for schools!" With many nods of approval, the leaders shout out "Hooray!" "To the cleansing of Earth and observation of dust and rocks on Mars!"
As the plan is throughly carried out and successful, the trash is all piled up on a lot of rockets. One for radioactive toxic waste, one for plasticy non biodegradeable stuff, one for just weird gross stuff, one for medical disposables, and one marked "other". Some say that "other" waste was the waste from a highly ultra secretive experiment on life and DNA alterations called Project PWN but they never figured out how to completely do it. Ready for launch, NASA chose the coordinates by random old lottery tickets. "Lets hope it lands somewhere far far away, to far far away land!" said NASA guy. The rockets launched with their firey fire and smoke, out to the atmosphere and into space to far far away land. The earthlings cheered and hoorayed. The trash was gone. "Where is going?" asked NASA guy 2, "Who cares, outta sight outta mind." said Mr. President.
As the rocket moved into space it crash landed into an unknown planet. The planet was a magical planet with happy little bunnies that roamed the green grass. The fishys and octopi swam in the clear blue ocean and the birds flew and vegetables grew out of the ground, it was like a second earth. Once the trash and the rockets finally hit, everything got mutated, the octopus flew and the vegetables moved around the the birds lived in the ocean. The bunnies threw up and the sea turned a variety of neon multi-colors. Why did they mutate? It so happens that when the Project PWN toxic waste collided with the rest of earth's trash it was able to finally mutate and alter things. Thus the planet and the little animals and monsters were named pwnmonsters and their home was now Pwn World.

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